Welcome sign? Check. Peaks so grand? Check.
Sasquatch peeking by the tree? What the heck?!
You came for mountains, lakes, and hikes,
Not fuzzy beasts on nature bikes.
But there he is, all sly and weird,
Half behind a piney beard.
He’s not official park patrol,
But he does enforce the "don’t feed trolls."
He’s camera shy but oddly vain,
He photobombs with no disdain.
Just out of frame or in the mist,
A true professional hide-and-twist.
So snap your pics, then check them twice—
That “shadow” might just blink (how nice).
In Grand Teton, enjoy the view—
And wave if Sasquatch waves at you.
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