Terms and Conditions

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Welcome to Squatchified.com — a playful place to test your eyes, challenge your patience, and hunt for the elusive Sasquatch. Before you go diving into forests full of cleverly camouflaged creatures, please read these Terms + Conditions carefully.

By accessing or using Squatchified.com, you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions. If you do not agree, please close your laptop and pretend this never happened.

Squatchified is intended for entertainment purposes only. It exists solely to:

• Deliver fun, hide-and-seek-style image challenges.
   
• Share creative content that includes original illustrations, poetic captions, and cryptid-inspired humor.
   
• Provide a safe place for Sasquatch fans and seekers to enjoy the thrill of the hunt — without having to put on hiking boots.
   

You agree not to:

• Cheat (yes, that includes using reverse image search, squinting at the code, or dragging your cat to the screen for help).
   
• Repost our images elsewhere without permission or proper credit.
   
• Create a conspiracy theory subreddit based on one of our captions. (Seriously.)
   

All images, logos, games, poems, and visual tomfoolery are property of Squatchified.com, unless otherwise credited. Don’t steal, screenshot excessively, or slap our Sasquatch on a t-shirt without asking nicely first.

We don’t track your location. Sasquatch already knows where you are.

If we do collect any info (like a name or email for future features), it will be handled respectfully, securely, and never sold to interdimensional marketers.

Squatchified is safe for all ages, but some of the humor might fly over kids' heads (or Sasquatch’s, depending on the altitude).

We are not responsible if:

• You spend hours searching for Sasquatch and forget to eat.
   
• You experience sudden urges to go camping.
   
• You start seeing Bigfoot in your wallpaper pattern.
   

Squatch responsibly.

These Terms may be updated as the site grows or if Sasquatch hires a legal team. You agree to check back periodically if you're the kind of person who reads Terms + Conditions twice. (Hi, Mom.)

— The Squatchified Team 🦶