Find Sasquatch at Old Faithful Inn at Yellowstone National Park!

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“Do Not Disturb: Sasquatch’s Inn Stay”

At Old Faithful Inn by twilight’s glow,
Where weary travelers come and go,
A gentle hush, the pine wood creaks…
But something’s lurking near the peaks.

Not the mountains—no, much nearer.
That’s not a log—look even clearer.
A furry guest, with glowing eyes,
Stands by the doors in full disguise.

He’s booked a room, he’s packed a bag,
He’s here to rest, not raise a flag.
No autographs, no selfies please—
Just midnight snacks and room-service cheese.

He blends in well with rustic charm,
No cause at all for real alarm.
Unless you try the stairway late—
Then you might meet your hairy fate.

So tip your hat and let him be,
He’s just another VIP.
At Yellowstone, the staff all know—
Sasquatch checks in... then lays real low.