Sasquatch drying out at old faithful in Yellowstone national park!

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 “Old Faithful, New Laundry Day”

At Yellowstone, folks come to see
A geyser spout majestically.
But what’s this mess near all that steam?
Sasquatch laundering his hiking team?

With socks hung high on fishing twine,
And undies flappin’ near the line,
He grumbles loud with wild dismay,
“Why’s it blast, then walk away?!”

He tried to press a furry vest—
But geyser bursts don’t take requests.
His towels? Gone. His boxers? Lost.
His drying game? A total cost.

Tourists gasp and grab their phones,
As Bigfoot sighs in steamy tones.
"Guess tumble dry's not nature's way…
But dang, this beats the laundromat any day."